Beauty School Drop-out
by Zara Ashton
It’s always exciting, being asked to do a session. They are all different and present their own challenges. This one was no exception. The client was the BBC; it was for the Michael McIntyre show, occupying a prime Saturday evening slot no less, and as usual, it was urgent. “Could you do it today?” the producer asked. It was Easter Sunday, and most people were stuffing their faces with chocolate and having a nice time with their family or friends. Well, I never was one for gorging on Easter eggs, and I didn’t really have anything else happening except a ‘see how long I can leave it until I get dressed’ kind of day, so I jumped at it.
You hear about actors getting typecast. It can happen to singers too. I’ve been typecast with my singing as having a ‘girly’ voice; people call me when they want a fresh, sweet, innocent kind of sound. Luckily, even though my youth is a distant memory, I still sound young when I sing.
If you haven’t seen it, the Michael McIntyre Show has a segment entitled “Unexpected Star of the Show”. They trick an innocent member of the public into walking on to the stage to a packed audience, upon which the person discovers they are expected to perform a song later in the show. The deception is usually quite elaborate, with actors, artificial corridors and the like, making the Star think they are somewhere else, for some other reason, entirely. The trick culminates in the artificial walls collapsing to reveal where the contestant really is: on stage at the theatre, with TV cameras pointing at them from every angle, broadcasting their surprise to the nation. This is all in front of a raucous live audience.
“When I’m double or triple tracking I modify my tone from take to take, making some of them brighter and some more rounded and warm. It helps to give the effect of a choir of different voices”.
Back to the less glamorous side of it all, which takes place a few weeks before the show. The producer was tasked with providing a backing track for the Unexpected Star, a handyman called Shannon, to sing to. The song was “Beauty School Dropout” from the musical Grease, a song his family had told MM’s producers Shannon would be up for singing. There was quite a lot to do. The producer had already laid down most of the instruments the previous day, so I had a partly finished backing track to sing to. We’d been given a copy of the original and the task was to recreate the track as close to the original as possible. The original track featured several female voices singing in harmony behind the lead vocal, well, there was only me so my job was to multitrack each individual harmony so it would sound like several voices. Mostly the lyrics were ‘la la la’, ‘ah’ or ‘ooh’, but some of the lines were repeats of the lead vocal, sung softly. Working out what the individual parts were in the original harmonies was tricky in places. They were quite far back in the mix so were hard to pick apart, but we kept going, trying a few different variations until it sounded right. The hardest part was the very last few chords which had five or six different harmonies. It took me a couple of hours to lay down all the tracks, as I was multitracking each part. When I’m double or triple tracking I modify my tone from take to take, making some of them brighter and some more rounded and warm. It helps to give the effect of a choir of different voices.
The producer was happy with the result and so were the BBC, and I got paid for the session! Some sessions, particularly commercials, are ‘on spec’ work, which means you are competing with lots of others, and the one who is picked gets the job and the only one who gets paid. It does depend on the producer, though, and some will pay you anyway, though that tends to be less than you get if you do the session ‘on spec’, and win the job. But this one was a commission, where payment is guaranteed. Then it was a case of waiting for the show to be broadcast so I could hear the final result, with Unexpected Star Shannon singing his lead vocal over the backing track. It was something of a thrill to hear my voice broadcast on national TV at peak time, even if I was ‘just’ the backing singer and it was mixed way back (like the original). Typically, those last few backing vocal chords which had taken a disproportionate amount of time to reproduce were all but drowned out by applause from the audience. But you never know that kind of thing when you are laying down the tracks, so you pay attention to every detail. All in all it was a fun job to do, and something worthwhile for the CV. Here’s the clip from the show: Unexpected Star of the Show .
Zara Ashton is a vocal tutor based in Malvern, Worcestershire UK. For info on lessons visit https://singing-lessons.mad4music.co.uk/
